some really silly lines
some silly lines that came from nickelodeans shows spongebob squarepants and jimmy neutron and drake and josh.....
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Squidward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
Patrick: It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitent, and comfort, as you've never felt before.
Spongebob Squarepants:Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he's a bronzefish.
Patrick:Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: ........... Patrick: That's ok, take ur time
Spongebob; "Patrick, ur genius is showing."
(Patrick looks down)"Where
Spongebob:Guess what today is?"
Patrick:"Annoy Squidward Day?"
Spongebob:"No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!""
Patrick:Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...(drools)
Squidward: "Spongebob I have a confession to make[takes off hat]"
SpongeBob: "your bald?!"
Squidward: "NO I'M NOT BALD, I'M ALIVE!!! NOW GET RID OF THIS TOMBSTONE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GO HOME!"
Patrick:You ate my candy bar! Now I'm gonna starve! *zoom in on huge stomach*
Patrick:"Oh, but don't genuises live in a lamp?"
Patrick:What does Claustrophobic mean?' '
Spongebob:It means you're afraid of Santa Claus
Squidward:Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
Patrick:Games? Can I play?
Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. You have to be a frycook."
Mr Krabs: I did'nt want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?"
Jimmy Neutron
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy: [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl: You've got really good eyesight.
Carl: [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth.
[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl: I said *Macbeth*!
Sheen: Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
Cindy: So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen: Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord: [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Jimmy: Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen: Got it!
Jimmy: I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen: Got it!
Jimmy: I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy: I'm done.
Sheen: Got it!
Sheen: Am I the only real man left?
Libby: If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen: You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen: Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Sure, go ahead.
Sheen: Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy: Say it right.
Sheen: Lift off.
Jimmy: Much better.
Miss Fowl: Jimmy and Cindy will work together on their projects.
[everyone gasps as thunder rumbles]
Miss Fowl: Wow, that new school bell is a real waker-upper.
Sheen: Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen: I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl: [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen: Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl: 'Cause.....
Jimmy: I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl: A llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy: No!
Carl: An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy: No... I mean, yes!
Jimmy: Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen: I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Jimmy: Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen: You're bringing a girl with us?
Sheen: Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl: No, that's Thursday.
Carl: We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy: Good. It can keep him.
Sheen: You really have some anger issues, don't you?
DRAKE AND JOSH
Josh Nichols: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad.
[shouts]
Josh Nichols: You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Mr. Nichols: [offscreen] Josh?
Josh Nichols: Sheldon?
Josh Nichols: I gave good advice! And I'm wearing pants!
Drake Parker: Praise be the pants!
Josh Nichols: Do you sell guitars?
Guitar World Salesman: [sarcastically] Here? At Guitar World?
Josh Nichols: You know the closet in the hall.
Drake Parker: The hall closet.
Josh Nichols: Yah, I stuffed it full of underwear so when she opens it, she'll get burried up to her evil little head in dirty underwear.
Drake Parker: Eww, yours?
Josh Nichols: Dads...
Drake Parker: Ewer
Drake Parker: I love s'mores!
Josh Nichols: Who doesn't?
Drake Parker: I don't know, s'more haters?
Josh Nichols: Good point.
Josh Nichols: I don't know Drake, all this cheating makes me feel... dirty.
Drake Parker: Well, take a bath when you get home
Josh Nichols: [talking about Ashley Blake] So then I got her gummy bears, but she doesn't like the green kind so Ihad to take those out then she suggested i do some push ups!
Drake Parker: That's ridiculous...
Josh Nichols: I know!
Drake Parker: ...who doesn't like green gummy bears?
[Josh just glares at Drake]
Parker: [talking to Josh about his crush] Good Luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean, girls are just guys without... just do good.
Drake Parker: [talking about the Gary Colman grills] I'm telling you, we didn't steal the grills.
FBI Agent: It was reported that two Caucasian males stole the grills from a factory truck.
Drake Parker: See! We're not Caucasian, we're white guys!
[Josh leans over and whispers to Drake what Caucasian means]
Josh Nichols: [talking about how Drake needs to break up with his girlfriend] All you need to do is act un-youish.
Drake Parker: I'm not Jewish.
Josh Nichols: No! Un-Drakeish
Josh Nichols: [to Yooka] I got you a gift.
Yooka: What is it?
[opens bag]
Yooka: Oh! It's a glockma!
Drake Parker: No, that's a goat.
Josh Nichols: Glockma means goat.
Yooka: Yes, the goat is the national symbol of Youdonia. Very sacred in my country.
Drake Parker: Man, Helen, this place must have cost you like, a billion dollars.
Josh Nichols: Yeah, how do you afford all this?
Helen: Is that some of your business?
Drake Parker: How do you afford it?
Helen: Well, I'll tell you, Drake...
Scottie: [after the band got arrested for having fake tickets to a concert] I'm telling you, the tickets aren't fake!
Drake Parker: Are you sure?
Scottie: Yeah, I mean I photocopied them myself!
Rina: Scottie, you can't photocopy tickets!
Scottie: Yes, you can. You just put the tickets on the glass and close the lid thingy. Any moron can do it!
Drake Parker: No, Scottie, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!
Grammy: Drake, be a dear and take my stuff upstairs. And while you're at it, unpack my stuff. And make sure you put my thongs in order by color!
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